Written by Mig93

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

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Selena Gomez is set to star in a new movie called "Gasper" and that has nothing to do with the friendly ghost. On the contrary, it will be a bit racy according to 20th Century Fox who will produce and promote the movie.

Another tween cutie is also participating in the melodrama project and it's none other than... Zac Efron! The handsome young man will be portraying the hero.

With the script and some of the scenes being a little "off-color" and "risky", this is a turn for both of the cutiepie Hollywood kid sex icons.

Many are hoping they will pull it off...the new role that is - sicko.

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