Rumors, Lies and Distortions run Amuck!

Policy and reputation defenders for the Obama administration, truth champions of Hollywood and Fairness in the Media advocates are all at full alert after a quartet of nefarious falsehoods went viral in recent days past. Truth is under assault, shown utter contempt by self-serving partisans with devious agendas.

Firstly, NO, infamous Dr. Death, Jack Kevorkian, has not been pegged by President Obama to oversee the presently non-existent "Death Panels" of Sarah Palin lore.

Secondly, there isn't a shred of evidence to support the contention that during his college years Mr. Obama, in order to pad his scholarship stipend, headlined the out-of-circulation, suspiciously heretofore unknown, possibly backdated film (the world's only entry in the obscure genre of red-neck, Black-phobic, gay porn horror) entitled "Obama, the But-Slamma from Alabama."

Thirdly, the 2009 drama, "The Soloist," is not simply 90 or so recorded minutes of Jamie Foxx masturbating. (Some of the plot elements are a bit more complex, like when he gets his thingy caught in his zipper about 2/3rds of the way through.)

And lastly, the Gay world's preeminent magazine, "The Advocate," fudged the numbers to a single-question survey they conducted this summer: No, no, no, 98% of heterosexual men did not answer "Yes" to the question "If a homosexual surprised you by jumping on your back, would you beat him off?"