Written by Bureau

Sunday, 16 August 2009

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Amanda Holden owes a lot of her success to Susan Boyle as she was on the panel for "Britain's Got Talent" when Boyle made her sensational first appearance. That brought a lot of attention to Holden and others on that show from all around the world via TV and the internet.

So now that Holden has riden the Boyle Bandwagon to a prime spot on the CBS Early Show, what does she do in return? She does a lampoon on Susan Boyle with a curly wig, tatty dress and facial hair.

Naturally Boyle fans everywhere are outraged at Ms. Holden for the way she thanked Boyle for all the attention she has received.

"She stabbed Susan in the back", stated one Boyle supporter, "That's what she did."

Now Boyle fans have even more to be upset about, after Susan was arrested for an hour or two over her pet pig, Mildred.

Friday, Police authorities took Ms. Boyle in and told her that she had been charged with animal neglect, which startled Boyle as she is very much an animal lover.

It appears Susan's pet Vietnamese potbellied pig, which several people back home have been taken care of over the last 4-5 months, is now almost 200 pounds.

According to Police Department Humane Officer, Bill McKee, those pigs should only weigh up to 100 pounds. He said the pig's belly was touching the ground and the fat on its forehead was down over its eyes.

Boyle, who could be fined and jailed, immediately got help and paid her fine. She then called home and informed her friends that Mildred had to go on a strict diet and exercise program.

Not a good week for Susan Boyle. One question remains, who reported Mildred's "condition" to the Humane Office?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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