Katie Price has a new Willie to play with

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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New Willie

Leaving her marital woes behind her - or Peter and the kids as they are sometimes referred to - Katie Price has taken a break from her punishing schedule of shopping, self-publicity and partying.

Ms Price has now returned to her new house in a popular suburb of London which she totally mispronounces by dropping her "s" and "h", and saying "fr" instead of "thr".

However, what seems to be causing the latest intrigue is the new Willie she now has to play with.

The 27-year old, Willie Soonleeveherlikepete, an American baseball player from Ohio, met Katie while she was bad-mouthing the press outside the Bognor Regis branch of the Sell Fridges shop, where she was buying a second fridge to put in her garage.

The couple immediately struck up a friendship, especially as her new Willie had struck up a member of the Paparazzi.

She then walked off arm in arm with her new beau in the general direction of her car for the long drive home.

Issuing a statement to those members of the press she hadn't already bad-mouthed, she said that: "even if I have to pull Willie myself, I'm going to get him to come in my new house. Innit?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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