Peter Andre, the estranged husband of uber breasted plastic pop-tart Katie Price, formerly Jordan, last night got into a venomous row with her over the phone, which I was able to witness as he'd put the phone on open speaker.
Price, who has been snapped frequently by paparazzi recently, usually wearing nothing but a bit of string and getting groped by her new squeeze, some cage fighter or other, amazingly instructed the couple's kids to launch a four letter tirade at their father.
A visibly shaken Andre responded by calling Price a despicable mother. A fierce row ensued, escalating when Price told Andre she was naked and indulging in sex acts with the cage fighter chap as she was speaking. In front of the children.
Following a further furious exchange, Andre slammed the phone down.
"What a bitch!" he cursed.
I contacted an ex squeeze of Price's, who told me:
"Pete's absolutely right. She is a bitch. And she's crap in the sack. She's got a pussy like a wellington boot, and don't ever get a BJ off her. She blew me once and it was like being mauled by a great white shark. It was really painful. I'd never go back for more. Pete should consider himself lucky to be rid of her."
More big boob BJ related buffoonery as I make it up.
