Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 23 July 2009

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pigs with swine flu

A man who goes under the alias Peter Pandemic claims to have been hired by Drug Companies and the British and American Governments to stir up hysteria about swine flu.

Peter says that he is bombarding news agencies with lots of scaremonger news stories most of which are broadcast on television or reported in newspapers and are designed to frighten the hell out of people.

Wendy Watt a so called swine flu expert has said that this is not true we are trying to give people the best possible advice.

Captain Harry Hook of the British Army is worried about his soldiers getting swine flu and dying but journalist Robert Wright says he should be more worried about soldiers being killed in the pointless occupation of Afghanistan.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Peter Andre




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