Matt Damon In Talks Over Fourth 'Bourne' Film

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Sunday, 16 August 2009


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Bargis Has A Big One!

Matt Damon has been involved in talks over making a fourth film in the 'Bourne' series. The only major stumbling block in the process appears to be that Author, Robert Ludlum only wrote three books, so the producers have been rummaging around trying to find ideas for a new plotline.

Producer, Skip Wiffleball III told me:

"We think we've found our story. We scoured the internet and stumbled upon a story of sheer genius in the Magazine section of popular satirical website

"The series is set around the adventures of 'Bargis Tryhol, Agent 004 - The Spy With The World's Largest Penis.' As soon as I clicked on it, I knew we'd struck gold. Pure gold!"

Matt Damon is said to be delighted with the story, and a posse of Hollywood screenwriters are honing up their skills preparing to turn Bargis Tryhol into Jason Bourne.

"It's not a great leap," writer Jock Donald us. "There are already striking similarities between Bargis and Bourne. I'm glad to be involved in the project. One producer wanted to hire the original Spoof writers to doctor the script but they were all just too damn crazy."

Shooting should start next spring.

More as we get it.

With thanks to J-man and BuckwheatsButt.

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