Ronny "the ex-train robber" Biggs has one last death wish, to unite once more with Johnny Rotten, ex Sex Pistols and issue a new album called "Never Mind the Fucking bollocks it wasn't me!"
Johhny has already penned 10 titles and they are presently rehearsing on "Biggsies" death bed in intensive care, at the Postal workers Union Hospital, Basildon, UK!
Johnny told an expectant, scavenging paparazzi crew waiting outside about his and "Biggsies" upcoming reunion "breakout" blockbuster album:
"Honourable Hyena pack, death wishers, ex-cops, train drivers Union members and Postal CEO's, here is the set list for our reunion CD and eventual tour, if Biggsy makes it off of his fucking death bed!"
Title 1: All Cops are Bastards, especially the one's that nicked me!
Title 2: Sid vicious didn't fucking kill Nancy it was the CIA and Oh Oh Oh 7!
Title 3: Brazilian Bitches sucked my dick while I drank Pina Coladas, smoked pound notes and had a lick!
Title 4: Thank Brazil, Thank their President and fuck the Queen she aint no human being!
Title 5: I shot the train driver but I didn't kill his deputy!
Title 6: I don't wanna holiday in the sun I just wanna fat Brazilian Bitch bum!
Title 7: Prison, porridge is so gay, but I'm a fucking virgin till this day!
Title 8: Ronnie and Johnnie are so rotten, green teeth, bald heads never to be forgotten!
Title 9: No train robbers, no cry (in honour of Sir Bob, no not that Irish twat, the real one!)
Title 10: Never Mind the Bollocks or the coppers, just go and fucking stiff em and enjoy the dollars!
Johnnie Rotten left the bunch of scavenging paparazzis with a final message: "Malcolm Mclaren is as gay as a fucking San Quentin lifer without the tatoos and Vivien!"
