Johnny Depp Checks in to Priory

Funny story written by laugh master

Monday, 12 May 2008

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He would insist on doing his own painful stunts

My unknown, top-secret source, who is on very good terms with the Priory Rehabilitation Clinic, has revealed to me that they have seen Hollywood heartthrob Johnny Depp checking into one of the less exclusive rooms for treatment to a severe painkiller addiction.

Co-workers and crew-workers noticed something was going on when he would insist on doing his own painful stunts, instead of letting his stunt double do them for him, resulting in bruises and spending up to ten minutes alone in his dressing room with a tray of aspirin.

According to someone close to Johnny, who doesn't wish to be named, he never went ANYWHERE, without a fresh box of painkillers.

The clinic, where stars such as Kerry Katona and Britney Spears have been to beat drink and drug problems, is supposed to be an effective way to beat 'psychological' addictions. Many people thought that Johnny Depp was a clean cut, sensible man who stayed away from cigarettes and drugs as he has been known to frown upon them.

How this has affected long-term partner Vanessa Paradais, no one knows. What impact this has on his two children, no one knows. All I know is that he has followed in ex Kate Moss's footsteps: down the drugs path.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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