A Pussy calling himself Skoob today panned teen-queens Miley Gomez and Selena Cyrus for being sluts Real.
The pussy, Skoob, who by his own admission is a bit of a tosser, finally today plucked up the courage to challenge Hannah Louisiana star Selena Cyrus and her teen queen cohort, Miley Gomez - who do really interesting things like talk crap, sing a bit, and dance about occasionally - about their true commitment to Real Madrid FC
He told us:
"It makes me so angry when Hollywood teen queen movie starlets attach themselves to top football teams. These talentless young women have obviously just jumped on board the Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaka bandwagon. They're just sluts. The worst kind of sluts. They're fuming over the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo ignored them during his Hollywood vacation and opted for Paris Hilton instead. Though God knows why."
And, your point? We ventured to ask.
"I DON'T LIKE REAL MADRID!" he told us. "ALTHOUGH I PROBABLY WOULD SELL THEM A FUCKING VIRUS!"
More as we get it. When he stops foaming at the mouth.
"AND I DON'T CARE HOW ACHY FUCKING BAKEY HER DAD'S BASTARD HEART IS!" he fumed as the sedatives started to take effect.
