Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

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If You Ain't Here You Ain't There Either!

The usually crazy, unpredictable city Of Hollywood Ca last night went absolutely ballistic amid meltdown degree announcements of rumour and gossip.

Teen queen Amanda Dependon, 18 year old star of Doesn't Productions top rated kiddie extravaganza 'Kindergarten Vampires Run Wild' was allegedly seen gazing wistfully into the eyes of 'High School Popsicle' heart-throb Zac O'Shyte.

Just down the block, ANOTHER teen queen, Ronette DooWop star of 'Cheerleader Hospital' was reportedly seen touching hands with Charlie Cokesnort, the bad-boy star of 'ME! ME! ME!'

As Hollywood ERUPTED, reports emerged that Frya Negg, star of MVP's teen breakfast show, 'Full English' was seen tongue wrestling noted French lesbian rapper Carapet Munchere in the back of a Honda Civic on Mulholland Drive.

Noted teen bad-girl, Isla Spreadem-Forhafalager,daughter of German Industrialist Klaus Datdoor, and star of controversial teen drama, 'Donkey Whisperer' was seen behaving in a perfectly reasonable and amiable manner on Hollywood Boulevard, chatting to fans and signing autographs for no obvious reason.

The press pack went into a feeding frenzy when news came in that leather jacket wearing rebel Jim Jamms emerged from the Python Lounge at 4am looking pretty okay really, but with 87 year old stage and screen veteran Liz Terrine on his arm. The couple then departed in a limousine and stopped at an all night drugstore, where rumour has it that Jamms purchased a multi-pack of KY Jelly. The pair then disappeared into the Hollywood Hills.

"Wow man!" Hollywood expert Skip Wiffleball told us. "This is the most exciting night in Tinseltown since I caught Michael Jackson in a compromising situation in the La Brea Tar Pits with a Pennsylvania coal miner's son."

More as we get it.

Brought to with a 'thankyou kindly sir' to Jalapenoman for the use of the name: Skip Wiffleball.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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