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Monday, 6 July 2009

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Penis Minus (Not his real name) has been to the Congo in Africa and married a very cute and petite Pygmy lady named Halletta and they got married while he was there.

Penis Minus seemed pretty proud of the fact and appeared to this reporter to be downright cocky.

"Had a wonderful honeymoon in the Itura Forrest", stated Penis. "We had a wild pig roast and some fantastic winged beans that they all grow and eat. And, if I do say so myself, had an amazing wedding night. Halletta and I are a perfect fit..or match might be a better word for it."

Halletta, who is four foot eight and has learned broken English, seemed very happy also. She got her name as many in her age group had, from Jean Pierre Hallet, the noted naturalist from Belgium. John Pierre had helped save the people from starving during a civil war by coming up with the winged bean, an amazing vegetable in that all of it's parts are edible.

After that, many of the babies were named Jean Pierre or Hallet or Halletta after him.

Suddenly, Halletta yelled and pointed at Penis Minus: "HE'S SO BIG!" Then whispered (he like that) as P.M. strutted blushingly around the living room.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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