Lautner and Pattinson "Show down" Wolf finally gone mad

Funny story written by Ravendarlin

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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At excatly 2:00 a.m Taylor Lautner was spotted outside of Olive Garden. He seemed very upset about something.

A very close source told us that Lautner Apparently was waiting for his co-star Robert Pattinson. The unconfirmed source said that Robert and Taylor were fighting over the same girl. and they intended to straighten things out withouht a brawl, but Lautner got so angry at his costar and threw a karating kick right in Pattinson....area.

A by stander, spoke to us and said that Lautner was screaming and yelling at Robert, but robert did not get angry.

The witness also claimed that Pattinson was trying to calm him down.

"Calm down Calm down, look Taylor you are drawing a crowd!" The witness heard Pattison say to Taylor.

Lautner finally calmed down and Robert asked him to go inside.

Another witness who was in the resturant when they walked in said that Lautner kept saying that the girl was his. And he already had Selena Gomez.

"He was like'Selena is already all over you, where is my share? you want the whole of the women population?"

The Witness also said that Lautner frightened to Kill Robert if he wouldn't stay away from The girl.

We tried to contact this girl that they were talking about but, she had no comments whatsoever. We tried contacting her Via email, mail even messenger Hawks but she refused to send back the bird.

We got a hold on her Neighbor and the neighbor said that she saw the bird enter the house but never came out.

"She probably ate the bird"

Pattinson didn't have much to say.... as usual but said something nevertheless.

"Taylor is just really confused" he said "he is just a confused little boy"

Lautner also didn't have much to say... in fact he didn't say anything expect, "Shit you, shit all off you all!!" Ripping of his shirt like incredible hulk

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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