Robert Pattinson Says Kristen Stewart Having Identity Crisis

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Monday, 13 July 2009

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Robert Pattinson says his co-star in the Twilight Series is having an identity crisis and often goes into the fictional personalty of Bella Swan when they are out together.

"Our friends and co-workers thought she was just having them on, but she's also that way lately when we're alone. Sometimes she even calls me Edward."

After finally talking it over with a buddy he wouldn't name, the friend says that he now notices it too.

Pattinson stated that when you get really into a role, you find yourself thinking about what the character would do if this happened, but then he shakes it off.

"I think most actors do that. You want to be the best at whatever role you're playing and you sort of get set into it. I wonder what someone like Kelsey Grammer feels like after playing Doctor Frasier Crane for about twenty years?"

Back to Kristen, Pattinson says he's going to have a serious talk with her about getting some professional help.

"It's not like she's became Isabella Swan or anything. She just goes into that role so often and it's sorta weird talking to her when she's like that."

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