New York - (Squalid Ass Mess): Time-of-the-Month magazine's eagerly awaited Top 100 Most Wannabe list has added teenage actor Zac Effrontery to its rankings.
The 21 year-old High School Musical star was branded a deadbeat loser after two years of being serially two-timed by long-term girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens.
"That Oscar-winning performance of not minding being cuckolded is rooted in Zac's gayness," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial noted today.
The movie actor has always denied he's been shagged by c(o)untless Bel Air bodybuilders, stylists and hunky-looking poolmen.
But pre-airbrushed clippings from his Zac's Pool Party comedy video shortie tell a different story.
Vanessa Hudgens has one hot ass.