Kid-version of Twilight to be made

Funny story written by AnneM

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

It has been officially confirmed that a children's version of the hit movie Twilight is in production.

The film will not have the original actors, but will have other kid friendly stars play the famous Bella and Edward. Miley Cyrus as already confirmed that she will play Bella Swan, and Joe Jonas will play teen heartthrob Edward Cullen. Selena Gomez has been confirmed as Alice Cullen, and Jason Dolley will play the evil vampire called James.

The new cast feels that it will be hopefully adored by Twilight fans, though producers have said that the Twilight remake will be more for kids and will explore the more comedic side of Bella and Edward's relationship. There will also be no kissing in the entire film. They also plan to emphasise more on the vampire thing. That means black capes, long fangs, and coffins. Producers hope that it will make the Twilight remake more of a child friendly movie while mostly staying true to the original movie.

It is also been said that there will not be any graphic violence, but the ballet studio scene will be replaced with a very joyous musical number. They hope to turn the dark story which they claim is "inappropriate" into a fun musical with tons of vampire puns like "I vant to suck your blood".

Producers hope that it will give the Twilight franchise a more young, and kid-friendly look.

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