Newest American Idol Season Already Has Controversy

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Saturday, 24 January 2009

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This new "undiscovered talen" already had a recording contract

Joanna Pacitti is already causing controversy on American Idol. The singer, who passed through to the Hollywood round from the Louisville auditions, already has had a recording contract, performed as Annie on Broadway, knows one of the judges, and was photographed on the red carpet at one of the awards shows just two years ago.

That, however, is not part of the controversy. The contestant is in trouble with the show and producers because she refuses to go drinking with Paula Abdul, got insulted when Randy Jackson called her a "dawg," would not date Ryan Seacrest, and refused to worship at the altar of Simon Cowell.

In addition, no nude photos have surfaced yet of the singer. She has also never smoked a cigar with Bill Clinton. When asked if she had voted for Obama or McCain, she refused to answer (though she was wearing a t-shirt at the time that said "I'd eat a moose...if he paid me enough").

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