Britney Adds Ring

Funny story written by FromTheBunker

Thursday, 18 June 2009

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Hollywood (FTB newswire) It's a marriage made under the Big Top. FTB News learned that Britney Spears and lion tamer Jason Trawic are going to quit clowning around and tie the knot. After a series of underwear-less romps the singer has decided to add an extra ring to her circus. Brit and Jason decided to take the leap while on a passion filled trip to Bermuda.

The two performers are planning a December wedding after Brit completes her world Circus tour this fall.

The singer has always felt cheated by her first two weddings. Her first walk down the aisle, with child hood friend Jason Alexander, was in cutoff jeans and a ball cap. During a second marriage to Kevin Federline, a friend say's Brit felt "Trashy."

This time according to reports the singer is going for a circus themed ceremony. Her soon to be lion tamer husband will be in his khaki jungle outfit and pith hat with knee high boots. Brit will be in a Lion costume designed by Bob Mackie.

Guest will be invited to "come as you are" and enjoy the extravaganza under the big top! Additional entertainment, food and drinks will be provided by Ringling Bros. catering service.

Britney Spears press agent cautions the paparazzi not to ruin this special day by turning it into a sideshow.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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