Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

Funny story written by Colliejm

Monday, 4 May 2009

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The engagement ring reportedly given to Stewart by Pattinson!

Yes, it's true, (well, to be more accurate, false) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to get married!

Pattinson, 22, proposed to Stewart, 19, last weekend in a dream I had. Rob had taken Kris to Hawaii when he took her on a special date!

When I asked about the proposal, Pattinson said he was 'very excited'. "I like Kristen, and we've actually been dating for a few months now. So, I decided to pop the question to her!"

Stewart also told me in this vivid dream that she's also "very excited." She likes Rob a lot! Now, all she actually wants to worry about is planning a wedding!

The wedding is scheduled for sometime next year in July.

Now, we bet you're all wondering if there's a little Renesmee in their future, huh? We'll have to wait and see! I'm sure I can dream one up at some point.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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