As if it's not enough with corrupt MP's, Politicians generally, the Royals, aristocrats, Banker CEO's, etc, now the latest bombshell has exploded right under TheSpoof.com roof.
Jaggedone sent his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) into Spoof headquarters to investigate several dodgy doings and discovered an amazing unopened can of worms, which will, when opened, send shockwaves through the utmost respected, satirical world (my arse!).
Spoof writers will be amazed at the following revelations acquired by star intrepid CIA reporter "Dickhead Dimpleby"
Recently a US mole was wired to the headphones of our glorious leader and he inturn was mesmerized and hypnotised by the WIRE in his HEAD.
Within 24 hours a certain US (s)poof was hitting the points jackpots and headlines, attaining a top 5 berth while the rest of the established Spoofers all had a massive WANK-IN.
He also had the audacity to participate and undermine the fab forums, exterminate, exterminate, they all cried, including me!
Parallel to this mega - points scandal it was also discovered by "Dickhead Dimpleby" that certain writers award themselves 5***** ratings thus hoping to pump up their popularity and leading to more yummy points!
Also a certain JB (not hanging on the cross at the moment) was awarded the VC for finishing top of a very dubious poll, although there were no other writers willing to participate, thus pumping up his popularity even further (fucking tongue in cheek that one!).
All of these scandals are currently bubbling under the Spoof roof and after reporting back to CIA headquarters, bloodsucking reporter "Dickhead Dimpleby" is convinced that when the real can of worms opens there will be plenty of headless/pointless Spoof writers left to cry in their beers after being whipped out of the Spoof fraternity.
"I'm Innocent" proclaimed the Jaggedone whilst being thrown to the lions!
