9/11 Documentary Cancelled

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Tuesday, 26 May 2009

The forthcoming documentary Inside The Towers has been cancelled due to Neil Morrissey's unavailability.

"Only the former Men Behaving Badly star has the gravitas required to narrate a programme on such a sombre subject," explains producer, Gary Keating.

"We spent five years gathering astonishing new evidence, including previously unseen camera phone footage from inside the Twin Towers. Then we discovered Neil was already committed to voice-over work on a ten-part Holocaust series, so there was little point continuing."

Neil Morrissey, the former voice of Bob the Builder, is long established as Britain's foremost narrator of hard-hitting doumentaries, and his presence is widely regarded by the British public as a guarantee of intelligent and high-quality documentary programming.

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