We're hearing that Noddy walked out on long time partner Big Ears last night following a blazing row over a party attended by the hitherto inseperable couple where it was alleged that Noddy disappeared with Postman Pat and Bob the Builder for a drug fuelled gay orgy, which was allegedly caught on camera by Dangermouse.
A mutual friend told us that Big Ears felt hurt and betrayed by Noddy's wanton and lascivious behaviour. Things came to a head last night when Big Ears called Noddy a snub nosed slapper. It appears Noddy took exception to this, packed his bags and left.
It is thought that Noddy is currently holed up with the Seven Dwarfs in their cottage in the enchanted forest. Some commentators suggested that Tinkerbell called at the cottage to offer Noddy a sympathy fuck, but Noddy apparently declined as he is exclusively gay.
We tried to contact the other parties embroiled in the scandal, but Postman Pat was reportedly stroking his pussy and Bob The Builder was applying a golden rivet to his new apprentice's anus.
The latest we have on this story is that Grumpy was spying on Noddy while he was taking a shower and admiring his pert, firm, hairless butt with malevolent intent. It appears that the pint sized gaylord intends to leave for Hollywood with one eye on a part in the Spoof Star Trek blockbuster movie to be directed by Rob Reiner. Several casting couches are being prepared by gay casting agents as we speak.
More as we get it.
