Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

image for Twilite's New Moon's "Extra" Werewolf Troubling Some, Scaring Others

An odd thing has happened as Alex Meraz was reviewing all the different film angles he shot during the "Werewolf" scenes, there's an extra werewolf.

"I filmed this whole segment and the fans will not be disappointed at the transformation of the man to wolf. There's never been one this great or anything close to it that I had seen before", stated Meraz.

"But while I was reviewing the scenes and congratulating myself and the actors in it, I noticed an extra werewolf and I simply cannot figure it out. There's no way anyone could have tampered with this. It's not like the old films that could be altered."

"It's during the 'pack scene' and whoever this is, is just as perfectly done as the others but he wasn't there when I shot it."

"I've gotten in touch with Pattinson, Stewart and especially Taylor Lautner and they are just as startled as I am. Lautner ever came back and we watched it together, several times. This extra werewolf is plainly there for a couple of minutes, then when the scene changes and the camera comes back, he's gone!"

"Taylor got on the phone and called others in the scene and none of them say they saw him during filming. In fact, you can clearly see no one in the scene even acknowledged his presence."

Is this all a pre-movie stunt?

Most people say no because this movie, scheduled to be at theaters on November 20, needs no stunt. Plus Pattinson, Stewart and others in the film seem a little awe-struck themselves at first, although they've laughed it off since.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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