Yucko Ono Mounts NYC Lennon Exhibit

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

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Yucko Ono will sell everything including the John Lennon puke stained kitchen sink

Talentless artist Yucko Ono has mounted a New York city art exhibition to continue milking the Beatle legend for every red cent and union jacked ha'penny. Ono is selling John's busted granny glasses and a complete set of his coke spoons.

Pints of John's dead blood will be auctioned off with his sterling silver heroin works and a complete collection of Bo Diddley's cock rings.

Semen and menstrual blood stained sheets from the love in in the Arthur Park Bird Sanctuary will be offered for sale as well as original autographed scores of All you Need is Love and Imagine, expected to go for millions.

Yucko will perform at the Lennon exhibition right around the desired closing time in order to insure the swift exit of attendees.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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