This Spoof.com reporter was today approached by a hoodie youth who told me that he had some really profound things to say.
Never one to miss out on a potential opportunity I told him to go ahead.
"Just imagine," he said. "That there's no heaven. It's not such a difficult concept when you think about it."
Couldn't really argue with that one, so told him to carry on.
"And that there's no hell below us, and over our heads only sky, like you know worra mean?"
Fair comment. Proceed son.
"Just imagine all the people, living life in peace, nothing to kill or die for,"
At which point, to be perfectly frank, especially when the youth started prattling on about "no religion" this reporter started to get vaguely pissed off.
But the youth was unperturbed.
"Just imagine it mate," he said. "The whole world living in peace!"
And then somebody shot him.
Dead.
This reporter was a bit gutted by that.
More as we get it.
