In a miraculous event, Paul McCartney and John Lennon have been reunited in, of all places, Bulgaria.
McCartney was on a private trip recently to Sofia (issuing writs to noncomplying internet music purchasers) when he met John in the slum dwelling back streets playing an accordion. Despite the fact that the person Mccartney purported to be his ex fellow composer was in fact a blatant impostor who looked more like Demis Roussos than Dr Winston O'Boogie, SuperMac became highly emotional and dropped his Hofner bass which he carried everywhere to fling his sizeable hulk around the Lennon fraud.
"John, you're not dead" could be heard muttered from his confused lips but the gig is up for McCartney as six months earlier he claimed to have encountered Brian Epstein in a Bar Mitsvah gift shop in Tel Aviv.
When does McCartney learn that it pays to listen to what the man said, live and let die?
