O.J., Others Join Bristol Palin On Speaking To Youth Tour

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Tuesday, 12 May 2009

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There are plenty of celebrities and politicians who make bad decisions as parents but take a public position that they are actually role models. The latest and perhaps most unfortunate example is Bristol Palin but what joker came up with this plan to help today's high school, teenage students must have their head screwed on too tight.

Bristol Palin, believe it or not, the mother of a 4-month-old boy out of wedlock is now taking on the role of spokeswoman to prevent teen pregnancy!

Bristol, the 18-year-old daughter of defeated vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been on most of the early network TV News to promote her tour with a great bunch of other knotheads to go to high schools and talk to the kids there not to be sexually active, and speaking for something called Candle's Foundation.

Top add insult to injury, O.J. Simpson has now been able to leave his cell and join Palin to speak to the kids about violence. O.J. says it has ruined his life! (Not to mention that of his late wife and bystander's life.)

Mike Tyson is due to join the tour in June speaking for "Fighters Against Domestic Violence". How about how to cannibalize your boxing opponent by eating his ear first?

In August, Al Gore Jr. will speak for "The Yoga Association" along with George W. Bush in September, who will be speaking on "Public Speaking, How It Can Lead You To Become President".

Finally in October, there's a final run with Richard Simmons for "Let's Just Calm Down & Get Fat" and Amy Winehouse on "Getting It All Back Together".

So if you see some teens over the following months with a blank face-stare, they've just been to a Speaker's Engagement, apparently on "Do As We Say, Not What We Do".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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