Written by Vayne Bainbridge

Monday, 13 April 2009

Sarah Silverman, 38, and Jimmy Kimmel, 41, have broken up for the second time.

The couple had previously been together for five years before breaking up in July. A reconciliation followed shortly after, but things deteriorated following an appearance by Silverman on Kimmel's show.

During the appearance, Silverman berated Kimmel by repeatedly asking who he slept with during their brief separation causing him to call security. Silverman was escorted from the set after hurling her shoes at him.

A source close to the couple revealed that the two decided to separate permanently due to several issues plaguing them. One of these issues was the fact that they look alike and were frequently mistaken for each other, which caused much confusion in the entertainment industry. The other major point of contention is the complete lack of comedic talent possessed by Silverman, which, according to sources close to the couple, spurred her into jealous fits of rage that often left Kimmel injured and requiring medical attention.

Perhaps it is put best in these words: "The Silverman/Kimmel pairing won't be missed by anyone and hopefully, with this relationship's demise, Kimmel will be funny again."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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