Sarah Palin Explains: Some White Trash is Trashier

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 12 March 2009

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Governor Palin authorized a government notification outside the Johnston trailor

It is hard to believe that John McCain, who is now aspiring to be the white knight to save the RNC from its unfortunate Black forest brand in Michael Steele, actually chose Sarah Palin as his VP candidate. Palin proved to be more inarticulate than even McCain and provided the nation a northern exposure of a species of white trash that most Americans believed could only survive south of the Mason- Dixon line.

Of late the trash in the Palin frontyard has been piling up. White , black or blue, we have been treated to Governor Palin's misuse of government funds to ship her kids, including illegitimate Tripp on trips across the country. A Palin family that makes the Sopranos look forgiving has emerged and the drama of pregnant unmarried teen Bristol and her high school drop out and unemployed fiance has only exaserbated the situation.

All this happened before Baby Palin's dad's mom got busted on drug charges. Now that the Palin family has pried Levi, son of druggie mom and Bristol, daughter of religious fanatic Sarah apart, it all seems to come down to one thing. As Sarah Palin may have put it:

"Our family may be white trash but the Johnston's is even trashier den usens!"

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