Fight promoter Don King has managed to sign the 17th boxing match between the Nome New Mom, Bristol Palin and Dead Beat Daddy, Levi Johnston as the prelim to the rematch of the Manchester Maulee Ricky Hatton and the Manila Mauler, Manny Pacquiano.
King celebrated his promoting coup, saying: "Everybody loves a good marital spat but we have brought to the ring a titanic battle of two premarital heavyweights who have been at each others' throats more often than Sarah Palin's automatic weapon could shoot wolves from her gubernatorial hovercraft."
Bristol and Levi might as well have been Frazier and Ali as they trailer-trash talked their way through the weigh in:
Bristol: "You lied about loving me!"
Levi: "You lied about having a hymen!"
Bristol: "I'll clean your clock you good for nothing trailer park rump ranger"
Levi: "Preach abstinence ! You, hypocritical Juneau Heau, I wish i had!"
Bristol: "That makes three of us, You Fairbanks Faggot.."
At that point boxing officials interrupted telling the competitors to save their Alaskan animus for the ring. Palin had to be pulled off of Johnston as she screamed: the SOB never even gave me a ring, at which point Levi gave her the finger.
