Written by MsTerri

Friday, 6 March 2009

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Is Sarah Palin too pretty to run? This the question being asked and so far it seems when Democrats are asked they break out in hysterical laughter Republicans just get a glazed over look in their eyes and start crying.

I contacted John McCain and asked him the "too pretty" question and in a booming voice he used the "C" word to describe his former running mate.

Hillary Clinton said that men are not put under the same scrutiny and that if they were how many past presidents would have held up? She then went on to say that Palin might have a pretty face but she has shit for brains.

Rush Limbaugh said he would do her if he could get it up.

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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