There was no shock or astonishment yesterday, when it was announced that well-known author, Katie Price, and Jordan, the celebrity TV model with big tits, are to divorce.
The news came as no surprise to those in the media.
Jordan told reporters that it had been her 'other half' who had decided to end the 'marriage'.
The couple have two oddly-named children - Junior, three, and Princess Tiaamii, who is nearly two - and share a massive ego.
They met whilst Jordan was inspecting her enormous breasts in the bathroom mirror in 2004. They subsequently married in September 2005.
The pair have requested that the media respect their privacy at this difficult time.
