Religious star of altar, pulpit and TV screen, Fr Cuti'e has been called Padre Oprah as he has charmed the rosary beads out of the hands of devout catholics throughout Latin America.
Handsome as Fernando Llamas and as charismatic as Elmer Gantry, Padre Cuti'e shocked the scapular wearing crowd with photos of his beach lovefest with a 35 year old divorcee wearing a bikinini about the size of a brown scapular.
The brown scapular is said to guarantee the wearer entry into heaven and from the look on Padre Oprah's face being caught between big boobies in a scapular sized bikini top can be a celestial experience here on earth.
Cuti'e apologized to the orthodox viewing public that has made him rich and famous for his romp on the beach. His cutie pie on the other hand told the paparazzi to rot in hell and told the old lady worshippers of the popular priest where to put their statues of the Blessed Virgin.
