Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

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Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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Sarah Silverman thinks about Matt Damon

Comedienne and entertainer Sarah Silverman is reportedly seeing actor Matt Damon. The couple first went public about the relationship on the Jimmy Kimmel show with a video clip that has become wildly popular on YouTube and other web video sites.

Silverman noted that the video has been misinterpreted, insisting that the lyric in the video is "I'm dating Matt Damon." Most viewers reportedly believe that the word Silverman says is "dating" is actually a vulgar term for having sex, but the word is bleeped out of the video dozens of times.

Damon is said to be ecstatic about his new love, often repeating "She's dating Matt Damon," in the video and anywhere he goes in public with the beautiful and talented starlet. Silverman's publicist dodged questions about the impact of her new affair on her long-standing relationship with Jimmy Kimmel.

For Kimmel's part, a brief fling with actor Ben Affleck appears to be over. The two also appeared in a video on the Kimmel show where he repeatedly sang: "I'm dating Ben Affleck." The latter video has received widespread critical acclaim for its artistic value and careful use of bleeps to hide the use of the word "dating." Still, the two have been unable to sustain their passion and have parted ways. Apparently Affleck connected with Harrison Ford in the making of the video and the two have been seen together at a number of Hollywood parties.

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