Susan Boyle, the singing sensation from Britains Got Talent, is actually Elaine Page in disguise. The popular singer will reveal her true identity during the next show and confess that it has just been a big act for a new show hosted by Rolf Harris, called "Can you tell who I am yet ?".
In the show, celebrities get a full makeover and are challenged to become a success as a previously unknown personality. The "Susan Boyle" creation worked on her first outing and therefore Elaine has decided that she no longer has to continue in the role.
Simon Cowell has got wind of the story and is said to be furious that his show has been made a mockery of. "If that is how I am to be treated in Britain then I shall live in America where they love and appreciate my work."
When asked about the new show Rolf Harris would only say, "A hmmm ha ha hmmm a ha ha ya da woo woo."