Written by Pointer

Friday, 17 April 2009

image for Brown Apologises Again for Beating Rhianna and Tory Opponents
CG Brown turned badass by K BB Rove

Chris Gordon Brown just keeps dealing out whoop ass and begging forgiveness. Political observers and music critics close to the PM-Rapster and Sesame Street Tough believe that it is the new relationship with US politico-assassin Karl "BushBrain" Rove that has turned Brown rotten.

"Eva since CG has been runnin' wit K BB R, he's a very different and cru-el fella. Shoore Sesame Street can make ya tough and the Rap wirld ain't no picnic neitha but the beatins that Brown has visited upon his lova and rivals just aint likem. I see the evil hands of Bushbrain all ova dis sheet!" claimed S Street gangsta Elmo Red

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Gordon Brown




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
33 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more