Paris Hilton Gives Out "Sex Flight Training" Email Address!

Funny story written by Morgan Truce

Friday, 25 June 2004

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As reported earlier, Paris Hilton has been going though extensive flight training for her upcoming porno film to be made in space on a special flight aboard SpaceshipOne.

Paris has been going through so many men during sex flight training, she has released her email address for any male between the ages of 18 to 82. Women under the age of 72 are also encouraged to apply.

When emailing Paris, be sure to state your qualifications, measurements, and special sexual talents and desires. All applications become the property of Paris Hilton.

Be sure to pack your bag and be ready to go to the nearest Hilton Hotel. Paris Hilton is accepting about 350 email applications every day, but that number is expected to increase during the weeks before her flight into space.

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