Galloping Crud News Service and Survey Mavens asked a million Americans to name the things that they would most like to do with former President George W Bush.
The results of the survey have been published in the last three remaining US print newspapers, though the Palo Alto Granola offers the option of paper or silicon.
69% of surveyed semi adults said that they would most like to throw a beer in his face.
49% thought that a pair of wingtips winged at his head would be a really good idea.
33 1/3% preferred a shoe up his ass.
24% favored a beer with the former Commander in chief but up his ass in an enema bag.
When GCNSSM was queried about the 175 1/3 % in the survey results they explained that numerous of the surveyed insisted on multiple consequences simultaneously.
