Washington - Sources close to President Obama have disclosed today that George W. Bush is to become the new presidential financial advisor within the next few weeks. The White House has not issued a formal recommendation to Congress and has hinted that the new appointment will be forth coming.
The former president is well known for his ability to steer the American economy toward a successful recovery. "The current financial crisis was caused by Bin Laden and the failure of Congress to pass the updated NAFTA plan which would allow drug smugglers to have more access to American highways." quoted one source that refused to be identified while attending a bachelor party for Joe Bidden. "It's really just a terrorist plot."
Other unidentified sources commented that the former president was never understood "President Bush is AWOL on economy. He probably regaled the Obama advisors about the fundamentals of economy, such as hardworking workers, decent hardworking workers, honest hardworking workers, patriotic hardworking workers, and fundamental hardworking people have no reason to complain. But he would make a great financial advisor given his track record with terrorist."
