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Funny story: At which point does stubble become a beard?

At which point does stubble become a beard?

It is a question that has vexed philosophers for centuries. When does Stubble become a beard? When does not shaving for a few days become a beard? Is it up to the beard-wearer to decide? We asked lazy bloke Dave what he thought 'I haven't shaved s…

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Funny story: Your mate Dave now has a beard

Your mate Dave now has a beard

Your old mate Dave, now has a beard. You haven't seen him since before the first lockdown, and at first, you didn't know it was him until he shouted at you across the street, and you recognised his voice. It really suits him. Dave takes up the…

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Funny story: Mental Case Dyes His Beard Orange

Mental Case Dyes His Beard Orange

There was real drama in Karachi yesterday when a local man who is known to be a bit of a headcase, appeared in public having dyed his beard orange. Indeed, anyone casting a mere cursory glance at the man might not even have thought it was a beard…

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Funny story: Vole Discovered Living In Man's Beard

Vole Discovered Living In Man's Beard

The world of animal-lovers was in a frenzy of excitement this morning, after it was revealed that, for the last three years, a man from Suffolk has been unaware that a vole had been living in his beard. Ronald Lee, 49, of Ipswich, lives alone in a…

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Funny story: Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

A local man was blushing with embarrassment as he admitted he still hasn’t seen the controversial new “Gillette” advertisement. The man claims that the reason for this lack of interest is his long beard and that he doesn’t care about watching or list...

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Funny story: Bicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!

Bicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!

The Chinese government has banned men wearing beards in the province of Xinjiang! Also, women wearing veils have been banned too, and the streets are looking pretty empty! However, detecting a superb possibility to expand their global operations,...

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Funny story: Argentinian Beard 1 vs Spanish beard 0

Argentinian Beard 1 vs Spanish beard 0

Beard lovers worldwide were glued to the Atletico Madrid vs Bayern Munich Champions League semi-final this evening, where Diego Simeone went head-to-head (or chin-to-chin) with Pep Guardiola in the most anticipated beard-off since the creation of Ami...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!

Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!

Newly crowned F1 world champion Brit, Lewis Hamilton, has also been crowned the prettiest champion ever apart from Scot, Jackie Stewart, whose red hair tickled the lassies fancies whilst blowing in the wind and kilt bearing a fine pair of ginger knoc...

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Funny story: Beards are 'fair game' says DLT

Beards are 'fair game' says DLT

Dave Lee Travis has blasted the British justice system for targeting celebs with beards and glasses. 'It's clear to me, as it should be to everybody else, if you wear a beard and glasses you are ten times more likely to be found guilty of sex off...

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Funny story: Doesn't that itch?

Doesn't that itch?

Vaginas. They have really stood the test of time and remain as popular today as they ever were. Possibly even more so and it's hardly surprising. Us guys don't have them, and the girls that do don't always want us to see them. This only adds to our fascination, and then we read ladies magazines and discover there are loads of different ways girls can embellish their vaginas! It's no wonder we're a...

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Funny story: SNP to open chain of hairdressing salons

SNP to open chain of hairdressing salons

Alex Salmond today revealed plans for The Scottish National Party to open a chain of hair and beauty salons around Scotland. The move follows on from yesterday's comments made by celebrity hairdresser, Nicky Clarke, who said that "Scots are not...

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Funny story: National Collective to Open 'Bowie Helpline'

National Collective to Open 'Bowie Helpline'

It has been revealed today that National Collective are to open a helpline to assist its members on how to deal with the devastating news that David Bowie is a Unionist. The group, made up entirely by fuds who are completely up themselves, reacted sh...

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Funny story: The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms. The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana d...

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Funny story: Old Goat Takes Hairy Honors at World Championship

Old Goat Takes Hairy Honors at World Championship

LEINFELDEN-ECHTERDINGEN, GERMANY- A 15 year old billy goat, Sir Butts Alot, thrilled audiences when he took first place at the 2013 World Beard and Moustache Championships held recently in Leinfelden-Echterdingen, Germany. Butts Alot's owner, C...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Pau Gasol of The Los Angeles Lakers Shaved Off His Beard

The Reason Why Pau Gasol of The Los Angeles Lakers Shaved Off His Beard

LOS ANGELES - Lakers star Pau Gasol is looking a little bit different in the face department after having shaved off his beard. Gasol told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he did not shave the beard because he lost a bet as one of t...

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Funny story: Noel Edmonds' Beard Arrested

Noel Edmonds' Beard Arrested

Noel Edmonds' beard, Bertie, was sensationally arrested today on suspicion of inappropriate use of Just For Men. Bertie and Edmonds were recording an edition of 'Deal or No Deal' when armed police swooped on the studios. Bertie was then taken to S...

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Funny story: Beards more popular today than at any time in history

Beards more popular today than at any time in history

Throughout history UK men have had a fashion for beards, so it was somewhat surprising to discover that a greater proportion of men have a beard in the twenty-first century than at any other time in recorded history. "We have this image of various...

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