Michael Jackson To Auction Off Over 2,000 Personal Items

Funny story written by Bureau

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

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"Still appraising the ketchen sink."

Apparently, Michael Jackson, the King of Pop is getting rid of more than 2,000 personal items, mainly because he needs the bread or rather, those he owes need it.

In an upcoming auction in April, Michael is set to sell his American Award for "Thriller," a pair of rhinestone-trimmed socks and jockey shorts from 1981, a blue velvet cape given to him by his children for Father's Day in 1998, some 14 different noses from over the past 15 years, some of his own original artwork rumored to be that of naughty children at the ranch, a whole shoe box full of toenail trimmings, a half-eaten banana sandwich from Elvis Presley's daughter, Lisa Marie, with DNA proof of Elvis's teeth marks and 27 various pet monkeys, giraffes and assorted animals.

The now 50-year-old singer is also auctioning off his customized Harley Davidson, his Rolls Royce, 24 pair of moon-walking shoes, one pair of blue-suede shoes, most of his platinum and gold records and his children's paintings from off the refrigerator.

Julien's Auctions will begin the five-day sale on April 21st and photos of the items should be all over the internet and Hollywood magazines at any time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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