Evangeline Lilly Not Leaving Lost!

Funny story written by Bureau

Friday, 27 February 2009

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At Least One More Season With Evangeline

Since there's not been a scandal for three whole days about LOST, this is good news to most of it's fans.

In case you haven't heard, the Hollywood Vinewine is now reporting that "Lost" star Evangeline Lilly has auditioned for fall pilots and that her representatives have told TV producers she would be available for a show. And if Lilly were on another show that shot in the fall that would obviously mean a Kate-less season six of Lost.

Unimaginable to us true believers, right?

Well, the Vinewine double-checked, and according to Lilly's publicist, the story is "absolutely false."

To sum it all up: Evangeline Lilly is not auditioning for pilots for other shows. Evangeline Lilly is not available for pilots. Evangeline Lilly is definitely not leaving" Lost". WHOOHOOO!!!

A relief to be sure...Would you even be able to watch Lost if they cut out Kate and her related apparently unlimited romantic plots and sub-plots?

Most fans got the horrors when the rumor went round that she was leaving. Looks like we're safe for another season.

Without Evangeline, I'd just as soon that the rest of the lot become "FOUND"!

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