Lost Star Panics As He Gets 'Lost' In Real Life.

Funny story written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Sunday, 12 August 2007

image for Lost Star Panics As He Gets 'Lost' In Real Life.
A scene like Lost, but not from the actual show. Should do the job though.

MYSTERIOUS ISLAND (Defecated News) - Fiction became harsh fact for an extra on TV's 'Lost' show last weekend. Barry Wise of Sheffield, who played one of 'The Others' briefly in one episode, was left stranded on the M1 when his TomTom Sat Nav ran out of power.

"I were heading down the M1, and just got past Leicester Forest when the screen went blank" explained Wise, seeing the funny side of things for the first time. "I reached int' glovebox t'get charger, but it were'nt there. The missus took it the day before without tellin' us."

Wise tried hard to keep his cool after a brief state of panic came over him. He managed to get to the next service station where he sought emergency help from police.

"I went up to a copper and told him what had happened. He wrote down how I could get to Luton, my destination." he told us, with a relieved look.

He carried on driving and got to his in-laws twenty minutes late for tea.

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