Written by Carlos G

Friday, 15 June 2007

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The LOST airliner which is now LOST

The entire cast of TV's hit show "Lost", have been reported...well....Lost. Their flight disappeared from radar whilst flying over the South Pacific en route to Perth, Australia.

The cast had just finished making their last torturous series and decided to take a group trip down under to celebrate tormenting millions of innocent people.

It is understood that the plane broke into two parts before plummeting into the ocean.Search and rescue attempts were thwarted when it was discovered that the series scriptwriter, Craig Wright, was on board.

Head of Australian South Pacific Rescue, Dave "Bushy Balls" Buchanan said "Flamin Nora, mate,If that mongrel who wrote all those hours of needless episodes was on board,then I think weather conditions may severely hamper our rescue efforts"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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