Teen queen, Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson More than Friends?

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Friday, 9 January 2009

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Looks like Queen B and RPattz are never coming clean..... Rob and Brenda do make a wonderful power couple, Robenda!!!!

"It" girl, Brenda Song and teen heartthrobs Rob Pattinson may be ''more than friends''. The teen sensations were rumored to be dating last year. Song, 20 and Pattinson, 21, were spotted together in late 2008. Many rumors started surfacing the internet claiming the two are an item. Song and Pattinson's rep did not confirm nor deny this speculation.

Song said she would like to keep her personal life to herself. Insisting she is not dating anyone. "I am not dating anyone at the moment. I enjoy being single and just focusing on my work. I have a new movie coming out in the cinemas in July 2009 and many new projects coming up. I don't like being the girl known for her wild personal life. This is what happened Britney Spears and many other young starlets constantly in the spotlight."

Pattinson also stated the same thing. "My private life is my private business. It's no one's business, it's my life not yours so stop asking the questions. I am know known for my personal private life which is horrible. I want to be known because of my work not my personal private life."

Last year in November of 2008, Song and Pattinson were spotted together at Barney's late Christmas shopping, and they also went to five Coldplay concerts in one month. Pattinson has said many times that he is obsessed with Coldplay. Earlier that year in July, Song and Pattinson were spotted by a fan walking at Central Park in New York. A highly reliable source claims that Song and Pattinson were holding hands. Their reps have not commented on these reports, and may never comment on this.

Pattinson and Song have never confirmed or denied dating or even being friends.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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