Pattinson and Stewart: Together?

Funny story written by Colliejm

Thursday, 5 February 2009

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It seems that stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart , are together. The two were spotted hugging and laughing at an event in Wallenpaupack, Pennsylvania.

"They are just friends. Nothing bad was going on. They're young, they have the right to hang out and have fun!" , said a homeless man when I asked what he thought.

Rob was supposedly already dating another girl. Kristen was/is dating another man, too!

"Kristen and I are just friends..nothing more than that." says Pattinson. We'll see about that!

Kristen's bf, for now, is Michael Angarano. Pattinson is supposedly dating Camilla Belle.

We'll see what happens here soon, with Pattinson and Stewart. Maybe nothing, maybe something!

Hopefully interesting things, but I doubt it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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