Rob: Twilight is taking over my life - literally

Funny story written by Baila Collon

Thursday, 26 February 2009

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give us a kiss rob.

Rob Pattinson has been heard to say that he often regrets taking the part of Edward Cullen because since BEFORE the film came out i can't go anywhere without something weird happening to him.

"I can't believe how many fans I have each day screaming Edward Cullen in my face," Rob said in an interview with Twerd news "I am often led to believe that I am ACTUALLY edward cullen!"

ROb has also said that that he wasn't allowed to cut his hair for the entire filming of twilight and that it drove him mad. "If I didn't have weird elfy ears I would probably be bold. I expect I have a strange shaped head too"

Maybe that's not such a good idea Rob - but it might get the fans off your back.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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