Written by whatinthe world

Monday, 2 February 2009

image for Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity
How Mick's lips could possibly look on display

Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger's lips will preserved and placed on permanent display in the British Museum after Jumpin'Jack Flash has gone to meet his maker. The Curator of the Museum announced that the exhibit would be unique and quite unlike any other historical display in the world.

The British Museum has not disclosed how it will attain the famous orifical features and debate is continuing on whether the Museum will pay any money for Jagger's priceless asset.

The singer himself was surprised hear the news. "They want what? My lips? What else do they want? My c..k?"

It is believed that Jagger may now have a price on his head and anybody willing to knock him off and exchange his lips for a cool cash amount will be considered.

So Mick, beware the Midnight Rambler and keep an eye on those Wild Horses lest they come and take you away.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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