New "Strictly Judge Factor Talent" reality TV show for the new year

Written by Steddyeddy

Saturday, 20 December 2008

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A new reality show "Strictly Judge Factor Talent" will be shown simultaneously on BBC and ITV in the new year.

Featuring all the judges from the various talent and reality shows - X-Factor, Strictly Come Dancing, Britain's Got Talent, Joseph, Sound of Music and more - will battle it out in an effort to find Britain's best talent/reality show judge.

All judges from throughout the UK will be invited to audition for one of the final 12 places to see who is the all-time TV talent judge.

Heats will be held throughout the country, as well as in Scunthorpe, with a judge-off for the 50 places available at "boot-up-the-arse" camp. There, the judges will be judged by some of the acts they ridiculed in heats themselves, such as Tess the Singing Tea Bag Lady, the Man not from the Pru, the two remaining members from the 5-man speciality knife act and the unemployed former members of HearSay.

Judges will be judged on their ability to judge and will be judged by the public using 0800 telephone numbers.

Each eliminated judge will have to serve 300 hours community service at the Home for Bewildered Entertainers in Penge.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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