"Sh*t hits the fan" is reversed for Strictly Come Dancing

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

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Typical Strictly Come Dancing fan

In what is seen as a strange twist to the traditional"trouble at t'mill" and "sh*t hits the fan" sayings, Strictly Come Dancing supporter, Sue Incorte, surprised the world when she met programme judge Craig Revel Horwood.

Very upset at the forced exit of superdancer John Sergeant, she met Craig Revel Horwood in her local branch of Boots. She walked up to him and lamped him over the head with the 12-kilo frozen Turkey she had just bought from Iceland, despite her partner questioning why she had to go all the way to a butcher's shop in Reykjavik for a bloody turkey.

When questioned by police, the assistant who served Craig Revel Horwood suggested it was just a case of the "fan hitting the sh*t".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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